Hidding having sex on facetime
Yes, folks, 90-Day Fiance is back for season 4 on TLC, and last night’s multi-episode premiere started off what looks to be an epic season filled with true love, super sketchy fiances, and – wait for it – Danielle and Mohammed updates from season 2!!!
(We won’t be recapping the past season update, but feel free to comment below.
Meet Nicole, a Florida resident, who has a toddler daughter and extreme, tragic delusions that her foreign boyfriend is The One. There is not enough prayer in the world to save this situation.
Azan, from Morocco, likes to take shirtless selfies of his guns and hunt for gullible American women in his downtime. Nicole has no idea where Morocco is, but she booked a flight there anyway to spend 5 weeks with Azan, leaving her daughter behind in the care of her sister. Matt, a country boy from Kentucky, is engaged to Alla, Ukrainian.
Here’s the top fourteen bits and pieces that’ll make you feel like you’ve got a new phone, even if you don’t. Just say, “That’s not how you pronounce that,” and she’ll fix her elocution. As a fun game, you can also train Siri to mispronounce the name of politicians. It will save you anywhere between three and ten seconds, so you can get back to your busy day of whatever it is that’s draining your battery life and making your phone run so slow… Apple has not yet addressed rumours that i OS 8 will be able to handle a fist.
(A lot of people hate the i Phone 5C.) Along with the new phones came another announcement: the release of Apple’s “radically different” new operating system: i OS 7. – How annoying is opening up a link from Twitter, guys? It’s handy if you only want to scroll through Celebrity Charity Retweets and Brilliant Junkee Articles and Brendan Maclean Videos without the hassle of that pesky observational comedy… – Who has the time to quit apps one by one these days?
With the largest age gap between them (Matt is 42, Alla is 30), they in no way approach the exquisite creepiness of Mark and Nikki last season.
According to Fleshlight, the device is about “enabling the user to enjoy the full Fleshlight experience while enjoying content or communicating live with a friend via applications like Face Time or Skype.” In other words, it’s a sort of analog teledildonic device.
I guess we can offer thanks that there won’t be a Mark and Nikki 2.0 joining us for another First, a quick highlights reel of the Countdown to the New Season preview special. And that she’ll get for breaking a law while abroad!
Before the couples reunite for their 90-day K-1 Visa process, we are given a sneak peek into the circumstances that initially brought them together. They don’t know whether she’ll come home with a fiance or in a body bag.
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